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Kevin: Day 27/10220


Happy Birthday Tiffany Renee Darwish!

- Known the world over as simply, "Tiffany," this voluptuous vixen toured several Alaskan cities in 1982, earning $3,000 bucks and melting hearts and icebergs alike along the way. In 1993 a scientific study was undertaken at Stanford University as to the effect of Tiffany's 1982 Alaskan Tour on the growing global warming epidemic. The results were inconclusive. In 2004 Tiffany had one greatest hits album released in Singapore and three in Japan.

...also happy birthday Gandhi...

Today in History:

1950: "Peanuts" by Charles M. Shulz first published.

2002: The beltway sniper attacks begin, extending over three weeks. The first attack happening at the Kensington Shell gas station, .57 miles from my office at Colorworks!!!

Day 27. Happy independence day Guinea!

First things first. I fell on my jog today. I was running alongside Wisconsin Avenue across the street from Sidwell Friends and I hit it. I had my cell phone in one hand and wallet in the other.

My toe got stubbed into the sidewalk and I could not recover, awkwardly falling skimming my right elbow, the palms of my hands, and my right knee.

The first thing I did was laugh. Then I took a gander at the bumper to bumper traffic to my right and really laughed as I dusted myself off and continued. The jog started at 8:00 today so I was smack in the middle of morning rush hour. I had on grey New Balances which certainly could have been my downfall (no pun intended.) It was super brisk out, incredibly refreshing. About 1/2 a mile down the road I scooted by a business man who let out a startled "woah" as he felt the man made wind power of my 27 day strong stride rush across his side.

I got into the office at about 9:15. I brought my dog. She is sleeping on my feet. I have yet to complete my 50 push ups. I am drinking coffee. Happy Birthday Joe.

I completed 25 push ups with my squad at pee wee football practice. I then completed another 25 upon returning to work.

3 dogs.

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Reader Comments (4)

Such a good blog today. Kelly Ripa was also born in 1970.

October 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJoey S

Ripa's got nothing on Tiffany

October 2, 2008 | Registered CommenterKevin

Quit fuckin around and do your push ups.

October 2, 2008 | Registered CommenterZach Baker

one day you may catch up. Day 23? hahahaha

October 2, 2008 | Registered CommenterKevin

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